Twitter Bio October 30, 2009

Since www.twitter.com only allows 160 characters for my bio, I figured I’d write this to tell you a little bit more about myself so you’ll know where my dementedness comes from. This is for all of my followers, especially my new ones.

There is NO subject I will not joke about. Well, except maybe abortion. That’s one thing that just pisses me off but I’m getting off track here. I will make gay jokes (I’m bisexual), I will make racist jokes (I have friends of every ethnicity), I will make religious jokes (my whole family is religious and I too, someday, want to be in Heaven with Jesus Christ). I mean no disrespect to anyone with my jokes. They are just that. Jokes.

Ok, so here’s where the dementedness comes from. (It is NOT in chronological order, get over it.)

I’ve had a bit of a weird life. My father was an alcoholic for years. He was never physically abusive, but he would say things, and for those of you who have also experienced emotional and verbal abuse, you know that’s a billion times worse.

In the fall of 2007, he got in a nasty motorcycle wreck from driving under the influence, and I just thank God it wasn’t any worse than it was. However, he threatened to kill himself while in recovery so my mother had him transferred to the psych ward of the hospital.

In the spring of this year, he was diagnosed as Bipolar. I’m glad they found out his condition, but I can’t help but wish they had found it out sooner because then, maybe, if he had been on medication, my mother, sister, and I wouldn’t have had to put up with all that we did.

In July of 2006, he lost his job. That was awful considering my mother wasn’t making any money at her job. Luckily though, it wasn’t long before he was able to get disability because of his Bipolar, and his severe back problems.

In the summer of 2007, I was working at my local Walmart, and I fell for a coworker. Fell hard. He knew this, and even though he felt nothing for me, he saw it as the perfect opportunity to take advantage of me, and that’s exactly what he did. We had an on/0ff verbal, emotional, and ALMOST physical abusive relationship for 17 months. For those of you who follow me on twitter, you know I joke a lot about my sex tape. I have him to thank for this. He videotaped us with a webcam, posted it on the Internet without my knowledge or consent, and told me. Of course, it had been up almost a year before he decided to tell me. And for some stupid reason, even after all of that, I went back to him. Even though, he constantly told me I was worthless and he would love to see me die, I went back to him. I had to see a psychologist for quite some time over that. She said I was a sex addict. I’m still not totally sure I agree with her  “diagnosis”, but whatever. I’m doing better and that’s all that matters.

That which does not kill you makes you stronger, right? Well, I don’t know about that but it definitely made me funnier. I mean, I could sit around and mope about how fucked up my life is but what good is that? I think you should take any situation and make the best of it.

 

And that’s me.

 

 

If you made it through this and would like to follow me on twitter, feel free to.

www.twitter.com/MadameMirage

 

2012 October 21, 2009

December 12, 2012

This day is supposed to be the day that the planets align and the world comes to an end. People are already flipping out, including my classmates. Nostradamus said it will happen so people belive him.

Do I?

I don’t know. People thought 2000 was the end of the world and it’s been almost 10 years since then. I’m still alive and kicking.

Honestly, the world will end when the world ends. It may be 2012, it may be tomorrow, it may be 70 years from now. Who knows? I’m just going to continue living each day like it’s my last.

Shouldn’t you?

Tips to prevent texting/talking on cell phone while driving October 16, 2009

Lately I’ve noticed a lot of  drivers texting while driving. And No, they haven’t ALL been teens-young adults. I kid you not, I almost got side-swiped by a woman who appeared to be in her late 50s, because she was texting and driving. I, myself, am guilty of texting while driving at one time or another. I had a wreck back in July though, and though texting while driving was not the cause, it made me realize that you should have NO distractions while behind the wheel. So here’s some tips to prevent this:

1. The most obvious answer: TURN YOUR PHONE OFF

 Let voicemail capture your voice and text messages.

2. Recognize that text messaging can be a habit. Get support from your friends by letting them know you are working on breaking the texting habit.

3.If you think you will still be tempted to text and drive, put your phone somewhere you can’t reach it, like the trunk.

4. If you MUST keep your phone on, at least pull off  the road safely and stop before answering any texts or calls.

5. If you MUST keep your phone on, make sure the non-screen side is facing you, that way, if you can’t see your text alert lighting up, you won’t be as tempted to answer them.

Tips for parents: 

1. Don’t call/text your teen at times when you know they are likely to be driving.

2. Establish family rules that prohibit texting while driving.

3. Set a good example : DON’T TEXT WHILE DRIVING

The video below is VERY VERY graphic, but it CAN happen!!! WATCH THE ROAD! NOT YOUR CELL PHONE!

 

*******Author’s Note: I know these are common sense and there are probably 50 million sites on preventing this, but if 1 person sees this, and it helps them, that’s all I want.*******

Homosexuals in the Armed Forces: Is it Time? October 13, 2009

 

President Barack Obama pledged to end the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the military in a speech Saturday, but acknowledged to a cheering crowd that the policy changes he promised on the campaign trail are not coming as quickly as they expected. (via www.msnbc.msn. com)

So….what’s my opinion on all this? Well for starters, even though I am a Christian, I have always found it a bit ridiculous that some can not serve just because of their sexual orientation. If you are willing to risk your life, to protect the lives of others, that’s all that should matter.  My boyfriend says “if you can fight with me on the front line, it shouldn’t matter what gender you’re attracted to” and I could not agree more with him.  “We should not be punishing patriotic Americans who have stepped forward to serve the country,” Obama said. “We should be celebrating their willingness to step forward and show such courage … especially when we are fighting two wars. (via www.msnbc.msn. com).

It’s odd that I would commend President Obama on something, because I am definitely NOT an “Obama Mama”.  For the most part,  I think he’s an idiot. I think he thinks he is God and can save the whole world in 4 years. Possibly 8. (God help us if he gets re-elected for a 2nd term).

But for this, I am in agreeance with him.  Yes, I know nothing happens overnight and I realize there will need to be several changes made in order for this to happen. But I am hopeful that one day, it will happen, and the “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy will be no more. Here are some links to other articles and opinions on this topic

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33255971/ns/politics-white_house/

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/16/frank.gays.military/index.html

http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/1337

http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/politics-religion/424513-gays-military.html

http://www.compleatheretic.com/pubs/essays/gayban2.html

 

Obama’s Speech:

I’m sorry but this guy below is an idiot:

And P.S. For you ignorant people, before you comment, realize that there already are gays serving in the military, and there always has been, just not openly.

Follow Up on Molly’s Adopt A Sailor Program October 2, 2009

As I’m searching the web for a blog topic to post, because my little tiny brain is fried from school work overload, I stumble across…NOTHING. Yes, nothing. I googled “unique blog topics”, “funny blog topics”, “what to blog about”, and the list goes on. Maybe it’s because I have Daughtry’s “No Surprise” blaring in my ear that I can’t concentrate. Maybe it’s because I’m not the talented blogger I thought I was (toots own horn here). Finally, it hits me. I got the most hits on my blogs when talking about my adopted sailor so I’m gonna follow up a little more on that.

 

I tried to get my mother to help me in this project, but I couldn’t get it thru her head that, even though our soldiers from here, do need love and support, they have people who care enough about them to send packages. I have a friend serving right now, and his mother sends him a package every week. Good for her, but I don’t have that kind of money. I couldn’t get mom to understand that the seabee I’ve adopted doesn’t have anyone to care enough to send his unit things they need, or he wouldn’t be requesting to be adopted.

 

So it looks like I’m on my own on this one.

 

Dad gave me $20 to put gas in the car, and $5 for lunch. Well I only put $15 in the car so that leaves me $10. (YAY! I can do basic math finally!)

 

So, after a few hours of playing around job searching on the computer, I’ve decided to head to Hell Walmart or Dollar General and gather a few things to start on my care package  for him and his unit. I can always make myself a sandwich at the house. I need to stop eating McDonald’s everyday anyway before I end up looking like my fat  healthy classmate. If anyone who actually reads this blog, has some sort of military connection, please feel free to leave suggestions for care packages. I’m begging you!!!

Molly’s Adopt A Sailor Program September 28, 2009

I was roaming thru the statuses of those I follow on twitter and noticed one about “Adopting” a deployed military member. I had no idea I was following this twitter account. I don’t remember clicking on the account info, nor do I remember clicking to follow it. But something last night told me to click on the link. So I did. This program is a great way to support our troops!! You don’t have to be rich, you just have to care enough about our troops to send them cards, care packages, etc every so often. I signed up last night, picked the military member that was calling my name, and waited anxiously to hear back from Molly and her team. Just a few minutes ago, I received the email in my inbox. I cannot post my sailor’s info, of course, but I can say that his unit is from VA. Coincidence? I think not. Fate? Absolutely. I cannot wait to get started on my first care package for my adopted sailor those in his unit. If you wanna help to just go to www.mollysadoptasailor.com and follow the links to “adopt” your military member. Always remember to Support Our Troops!!!

Not My Average Blog September 28, 2009

So, for this blog, I’m not covering any one topic in particular. Well, I guess this past week is the topic. It’s been a rollercoaster ride, to say the least. I’m in my third term at school and I’m just now finding out what it means to be an overwhelmed college student. I have so much work due and so little time to do it. I think my head is seriously going to explode. Luckily, one of my instructors cut back on some of the work she had originally planned for us. Thank God for that! I didn’t get to see John this weekend like we had planned. He was a little under the weather. I know he can’t help it and I know he didn’t purposely get sick, but I was really looking forward to seeing him. So we’ve made plans for this Thurs. It’ll be exactly 2 weeks since I’ve seen him. I know that’s nothing and I really should quit my whining, because there are women who haven’t seen their significant other in months, or possibly years. Their significant other is overseas somewhere fighting for my freedom. Eventually, this is gonna happen to me too. My boyfriend will eventually be deployed somewhere sooner or later. I’m thankful for him but this has it’s up and downs and I’m just now realizing all of this. It came out of nowhere and it hit me hard. I’m just now realizing that I’m gonna be “single” without actually being single. I may have to raise our kids as a single parent. Assuming John and I last that long(and I pray to God that we do). But that’s life, and I’ll deal with it the best that I can. Let’s see….hmmm….On Sunday, I officially joined the church, even though I’ve been attending for 20 years. I was drifting from God but I’m trying so hard to become as close to Him as I once was. Well, I supposes that’s it for now. More blog entries to come that are actually worth reading

Better Left Unsaid September 25, 2009

Maybe it’s because I’m a medical assisting major and our instructors drill confidentiality into us. Maybe it’s because I’m more mature than some people my age. Maybe it’s because I just simply know when to keep my mouth shut. Anyone with any common sense should know that some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately, some of us don’t. For example, a student in one of my classes started criticizing (OUT LOUD where everyone could hear them) another student’s study method. Then, same said student started discussing how one instructor taught this class, compared to the instructor who was teaching the class now. That’s two strikes against this student right there. Not only was this student criticizing another student, they were also being disrespectful to our instructor by discussing how another instructor had previously taught this class. Did this student mean to do this? No. Some people just don’t speak before they think. Some don’t have that filter from brain to mouth. Just remember, when in any setting, especially a professional one, don’t ask things you wouldn’t want someone asking you. Don’t spit out things you may have to swallow later. Also, upon first meetings, NEVER discuss politics, religions, or anything too personal. If someone wants to tell you they will. Let them decide.

Why I don’t wanna be your friend on facebook anymore September 22, 2009

Ok, so lately a lot of my friends on facebook have had a bad case of diarrhea of the mouth with all their status posts, quizzes, etc. So here is my list on why I DON’T wanna be your friend on facebook anymore if you consider to do these things

1. The TMI-er

Ok for starters, yes, I know its flu season and I know everyone is sick, but does your status really need to mention your trips to the bathroom every 5 minutes, how your body isn’t reacting correctly to your 15 dosages of medicine, or the color of your snot!!! I’m sorry you’re sick, but you’re making us sick by having to read those status posts.

2. Talking about yourself in 3rd person.

Yes I know facebook’s status mode says “what are you doing” and it has the “is” thing going on, but really, you just sound like someone who needs to be put in your local mental institution.

3. The popularity seeker

Ok, so I know you and know you well, but every day you have added 16,000 friends from Timbuktu. Seriously? You don’t know them and they probably don’t really care to know you. If you MUST add some person you don’t know, at least message them stating why. Ex “Hi, I’m your cousin’s roommate”. Actually, no, they don’t wanna be your friend either.

4. The Debbie Downer

Seriously? They make meds for that now. If you’re NEVER in a good mood and all your statuses are about how no one loves you and you’d just rather fall off the face of the Earth, please let me help, I’ll be more than happy to push you off the edge.

5. The Obsessive Gamer

Yes, the Mafia Wars and Farmville can be fun, but if I want to play, I will. Stop sending me 4,000 invites per day demanding I be your neighbor or join your mafia family. AND when and if I do decide to play, DO NOT send me 50 million notifications saying I need to take care of this and that. I have this thing called a life, you should try it

6. The Quiz Happy Friend

A quiz here and there is fine, but if when I log in all that shows up is the 50 million quizzes you just took within the last 10 minutes, go kill yourself please. You really need a life.

7. The amateur photographer

Yes, photos are lovely, and no, I don’t mind when people post of things actually worth looking at (i.e. family, kids, church events, etc..) , but posting a new photo every day of the grass on your lawn, your dream car that you’ll never afford, etc, is too much. ALSO, I don’t want to see your drunken rendezvous photos of last weekend either. And I’m pretty sure no one else does. (Hope your boss isn’t on your friend list)

8. The friend suggester

Yes, this tool is great when used correctly. But sending me the same friend suggestion every single day, that’s way too much. Ever cross your mind that maybe I DON’T wanna friend this person?

9. The do (way to) gooder

I’m glad you support every single cause on facebook, but some of these have no relevance to me. The newest one that’s irritating “keep sex offenders off facebook”. NO, how about you be a decent parent and keep your 10 year old off facebook?! GEEZ!

10. The Big Talker

I thought we were all out of high school but I guess not. But I do not wanna read your status of how you’re “gonna beat that b****’s a** ” because she looked at your man. If you’re really that insecure, you need help. And if there really is a problem, can’t you take it up with that person somewhere OTHER than my homepage?

11. The combination friend

If you are one or more of the above listed, and you are on my friends list, expect to be removed soon.